God Is Unfortunately Still Unavailable For Comment
God really loves Republicans.
Well, maybe not. God sometimes really loves Democrats.
Actually, now that I think about it, God really loves Muslim extremists.
Not exactly though, when you really start thinking about it. God also loves neo-nazi’s, raw food vegetarians, any number of unions, political parties, religious ideologies, military units, and more.
Well, from another perspective – God actually hates all of those people. Some even say He hates us all.
According to some, the latest act God performed is the miracle of poetic justice, bestowing Hurricane Gustav on the United States just in time for the Republican National Convention. This would seem to go against his previous act of performing the miracle of Hurricane Katrina as a wake up call to Americans to rally against homosexuals and sexual deviants.
