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Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

Posted by Easy Rider on February 21, 2009

Adam Frucci, Gizmodo: Well, stories don’t get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.

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  • Anon

    “In Communist China, Chair Farts Into You!”

  • Wanooski

    Worst way to die ever?

  • chinagreenelvis

    This article is the reason I slipped a steel plate between my chair and the height rod.

  • chinagreenelvis

    This article is the reason I slipped a steel plate between my chair and the height rod.

  • Biteme

    I call BS. If this was the case there would have blood on the chair.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14834374 Nick Lafayette

    There are few worse ways to be killed than “anally.”