Passive-Aggressive Aliens Want to Steal Your Gravel

Posted by ralph on September 24, 2009

Lauren Davis, io9.com: In the latest issue of The New Yorker, an alien civilization announces its intentions to visit our planet. But they’re not a benevolent race out to share their technology; they’re actually quite passive aggressive and have designs on our gravel.

Television writer Paul Simms’ piece “Attention, People of Earth” imagines the first extraterrestrial missive to Earth, if the extraterrestrials in question were the sorts of creatures who read The New Yorker and want to assure us that they don’t intend to steal our vast reserves of gravel…

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