The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children’s Toys
Rich Wallace on Cracked.com: As clowns have taught us, there is a very fine line between mirthful and downright creepy.
But when you look at some children’s toys from the last few decades, you can’t help but wonder how in the hell they designed these things without realizing how deeply, deeply unsettling they are. Just take a look at…
#13. Sixfinger: We like to think we’re above pointing out that this thing totally looks like a cock, which by the way, it does. A cock that shoots dangerous projectiles that can put an eye out (chew on that, Freud).
But besides clearly looking like something mom mistakenly bought for herself, the Sixfinger fulfills every child’s dream of having a grotesque birth defect. As you can see from the downright nightmarish ad, it might as well be a strap-on clubbed foot that’s also a water pistol.
