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Now in Stores, Spray-On Jesus!

Posted by Ralph Bernardo on November 29, 2009

SprayOnJesusFrom Lizz Winstead posted on HuffPo:

Here what we know:

  • Jesus is in a can
  • Jesus is bleeding
  • There’s now 20% more Jesus.

Here’s what we don’t know:

  • How Jesus got in the can.
  • Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this.
  • Who handles Jesus’s PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career.

Whatever this is, it’s hilarious. A google translation of “Aerosol de Poder Atraccion” yields “Attraction Power Spray.” So there’s a chance that Jesus is changing the body-spray game. Hey Axe! Jesus is here, and the ladies can’t resist a man walking on water and smelling good. Check and mate.

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  • duh!
    its sold in México and Latin america in the same way as best TV shows do or any other piece of crAP that you`re countries drop down here. with the only difference that jesus spray is better and more original than any of those crap. its a collectors piece. i´ll go get a box DOWNTOWN of that hippie´s power spray.
  • filtr0
    ok actually the label reads

    'contiene aceite legitimo, incienso y mirra tres reyes'

    this would be 'contains legitimate oil, incense and three kings myrrh'

    i wonder whats 'legitimate oil' hehehe

    it doesnt actually really say that has jesus in the can, but anyways this product is quite insane :)

    very common in mexico and latin america in general, ive see also jesus oils and balms many times
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