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Transcript of the Forthcoming Sean Hannity/Sarah Palin interview

Posted by Stacie Adams on November 5, 2009

On the firstchurchofmutterhals blog:

Don’t say I never gave you nothing. Guess who got her hot little hands on the Sean Hannity/Sarah Palin interview that hasn’t even happened yet? Don’t tell anyone, but back in the 80s I gave a lap dance to Stephen Hawking and as a reward for my sultry moves he offered me use of his time machine. Behold!

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Sean Hannity: First of all I’d like to say that you are the second coming of Christ.

Sarah Palin: Oh gee thanks, it’s citizens like you that make me proud of this our land of freedom and bravery in the country we call the American States.

SH: If the Virgin Mary walked into this room and shat in the corner, it would not rival the profundity and pureness of your being. I would allow myself to be buried alive with your corpse, if my producer deemed it necessary…

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  • Deo
    BRILLIANT!

    ....may I just add...

    Sarah Palin/Fabio 2012!!!
  • xen
    Palin isn't running for president in 2012 because it would be a clear violation of Church and State, given that she is the one true goddess.

    There is a goddess of stupidity, right?
  • judy_hollister
    Who cares.....infotainment.......just another distraction.
  • Marilyn
    Sean;
    Please, please go after Joy Behar, shes unmerciful in her attacks on Sarah Palin. She just doesn't quit.
    I just love Sarah, and wish her all the best of luck in the future.
    GO SARAH GO!!!
  • Sarah Palin: An Ameri-CAN, not an Ameri-CAN'T.
    (For all the Sarah Palin supporters reading this, let me point out, this is what's called satire. Say it with me: "SAT-ire". It's when you say one thing but mean something totally different. Like when Sarah Palin says she has an understanding of foreign affairs but she really means she's a complete and utter nincompoop. The only difference is, satire is intentional.)
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