Peanut Butter: Proof Evolution Doesn’t Exist

That is amazing! Where did you find that? Comedy Central?

Faith means that we have to believe in a man in the sky who loves us and gave us the ability to make our own choices, but if we don't do what he wants… Swimming in a lake of fire with my bro Beelz for eternity!

THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS, Can they??????
If they are it's really scary.

What are you supposed to do with the peanut butter on your nuts? I don't get it. Sounds sticky.

Arent the ones that are not edible generally screened before they can get to your grocery store?

That is so fucking hilarious. Instead of exercising my usual incessant need to antiproselytize these morons, I'm perfectly content to just let them keep believing that idiocy. I don't want them on my team.

so in order to believe that nature conducts itself and there is no God, we are filling in gaps? No i believe we are leaving those gaps open and waiting for FACTS to present themselves or be found out. Not plugging in a catch-all to make us feel better about the mysteries of the universe.

Now there is a terrifying thought.

I'm sure we are exist here not from evolution, from monkey to be human. How does it comes? So this experiment prove that evolution is wrong theory. procerin

This one example is conclusive proof that we should all give the church the money we normally spend on peanut butter and sinning.

OK…………you sound as though you're just repeating what you heard being said around you. You haven't researched it, you haven't read much on the subject and you just don't “get it”. First of all, cut the ghetto speak and write in a form that we can fully understand. You see, you have no theological leg to stand on when it comes to your god or your jesus (I only capitalize when I think that it warrants it). The evidence is OVERWHELMING when it comes to your god and your jesus….they DO NOT exist……get over it.

I agree with this bloke: “Faith is belief in the absence of evidence. Science involves testing theories, recording the results and drawing conclusions. Intellectually lazy people are frightened by it and hate it.” Which sounds like my attitude towards football.

There are a few major flaws in this which I want to point out.

1) First of all, the introduction says “Evolution teaches that energy, such as lightning or heat, plus matter, can, occasionally, create new life.” This is not what evolution teaches. Evolution teaches that, over the course of several million years, thus giving the time for thousands upon thousands of new generations, DNA will undergo mutations which, if the mutation is beneficial, perpetuate themselves, while dying out if they are detrimental. Now that I’ve shown that the entire starting premise of your argument is completely invalid, I’ll take a look at some of the other fallacies you’ve made.

2) The next part of their argument says that “peanut butter, which is matter, and is exposed to light and heat” never creates life. Now, *by your own statement*, you said “lightning”. Light is not lightning. Sorry, folks. Sure, heat can also trigger the right initial reactions, but we’re not talking about someone keeping it in their kitchen cupboard, we’re talking about something HOT striking it.

3) My absolute favourite part of your argument is truly hysterical. “When we open a jar of peanut butter, we look in there, there’s no new life.” How the HELL do you know? Let me give you a lesson in 3rd grade science. Things tend to be made up of smaller things — and those, too, consist of things which are even smaller. People don’t consist of 1 single object, as I’m sure even you know. In fact, humans are made up of these little things called “cells”. Cells are very, very tiny things that make up your body, and there are about 10 ^ 14 cells in the average human body. That’s even more than the number of logical fallacies you made in your argument, so it MUST be a lot! But the human body isn’t really that big — in fact, the average adult male takes up about 4500 cubic inches of space, or about 2.6 cubic feet.
So, if there 10 ^ 14 cells are being stuffed into 4500 cubic inches, they’ve gotta be pretty damn small, right? Approximately 222,000,000,000 cells are in each cubic inch. For reference, If I took about 26 M & M’s, and smushued them all together, they’d take up that amount of space. 2.22 * 10^11 is such a large number that our brain can’t even BEGIN to comprehend it. Which, obviously, means that each individual cell is so INCREDIBLY tiny that, yes, you need a microscope in order to see it. Sure, I rounded some numbers (4482.8 to 4500 and the subsequent 222,222,222,222.222222222222222222222222… to a neat-looking 222,000,000,000), but the point still stands that they are TINY.

4) Now, if spontaneous germination were to occur in your example jar of peanut butter, and you took it to a microscope, you would see some bacterial cells. Hell, there are already plant cells in the peanut butter to begin with (after all, peanuts do come from plants and thus have cells), so unless you’re an expert (or you go and map its DNA structure), you’d be unlikely to be able to tell the difference between the already-present cells and any new life.

5) Again, *if* spontaneous germination *did* occur in your peanut butter, or in any other sealed food item, for that matter, it would almost certainly die within moments. Peanut butter does not harbor conditions suitable for life to thrive. Cells largely consist of water, and they require plenty of oxygen for respiration (to get enough energy to do stuff), as well as nitrogen for DNA and proteins, phosphor for the phospholipids that prevent the insides from spilling out, and a whole mess of other stuff, but they mainly require water, which is usually not available in large enough quantities, and oxygen, which is limited, or, often, removed completely to prevent — yep, you guessed it — unwanted life from growing on your delicious JIF peanut butter.

What a crock of crap!!! Early earth had little or no oxygen in the atmosphere, there was tons of iron dissolved in the oceans and the temperatures were a lot warmer than they are now. Peanut butter is nothing like that. Also the early earth lingered with those conditions for 100’s of millions of years before life formed. Just how long were you planning to hang on to that jar of peanut butter anyway? Also, once life formed, it changed the earth. It consumed all the iron in the ocean’s waters, and the amino acids in the water in order to reproduce. In short, life itself changed the conditions on earth so the formation of new life was less likely. Fundies are such imbeciles.

Shotgun to the face?

It works for insubordination…

I think if we examine a jar of peanut butter, we’ll find….peanut butter. If we find anything else, we are due a refund or a replacement jar of peanut butter.

Wait they are assumeing that evolotion can go from nothing too animals in a few days in less than ideal conditions. it took it OVER 1 MILLION years too get started. soo unless that jar is that old then this is utter crap.

I was thinking along those lines as well…

Dear God…. please save us from ourselves! This was frightening to watch. For what’s it’s worth…Chuck Missler is NOT an scientist!!!!! He’s a evangelist: http://www.khouse.org/

That isnt how evolution works. Firstly, the seal was made to prevent any bacteria from forming in the peanut butter. That is what the food industries rely on. THE SEAL under the lid. Secondly, you wouldnt see the new life because it would single-celled organisms. Not ants as you showed in this video. On another note, peanut butter is indeed organic. It came from peanuts. The early earth had super heated water, similar to geysers and undersea vents, and scientists have discovered simplistic bacteria living near or on these vents and geysers. The discovery of these bacteria only solidifies the scientific theory and widely-accepted fact if evolution, along with the mountains of other evidence, fossils, DNA, etc,. Next time you make a video supposedly disproving evolution, make it so that a 16 year old, such as myself, cant easily prove your research-lacking ideas as completely false.