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Peanut Butter: Proof Evolution Doesn’t Exist

Posted by JacobSloan on July 14, 2010

Fundamentalist Christians’ newest real-world example that shows conclusively that evolution is a lie: peanut butter. Don’t know how the unbelievers will be able to answer this one.

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  • Connie Dobbs

    Luckily we're not nice and laugh at people like you a LOT.

  • Connie Dobbs

    A penis fits perfectly in your hand, too. That means that if god exists YOU MUST GIVE HAND JOBS TO EVERY MAN YOU SEE!

  • Mainguymaindude

    What???? It's called exponential growth of technology.

    1 million year= stone age
    3 thousand years= bronze age
    1 thousand years= iron age
    1-200 hundred years= industrial revolution(age)
    last 50 years= information age

    Religion was a way for people in the bronze and iron age to explain all the shit around them. We know better now, at least some of us.

  • MADD415

    beautiful sea monkey reference. Like!

  • Mr. Rigth

    You are all fucking idiots. Evolution is not a theory of creation. So what does it have to do with atheism or creationism. FUCK YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS

  • APR

    100 percent the truth.

  • MJD 0150

    SO IF YOU ARE SAYING EVOLUTION IS NOT A THEORY THEN IT MEANS ITS THE OPPOSITE, AND THAT IS REALITY, IF YOU DISAGREE THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO STUIPID IT BREAKS EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH ME

  • MJD.0150

    YOU ARE CORRECT YOU CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ALIVE EVEN IF YOU BOUGHT A 1,000000000 CANS. THE REASON IS THAT THE CANS ARE PRCESSED AND CHECKD TO AVIOD SILLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU

  • Ninjatoothpaste

    Heh this is a pisser, I bet there are people out there that believe it too! (I know there are. :( Sigh.) I feel ashamed that there are people willing to propagate such guff, half of them probably knowing that it's guff too.

  • Shaman01

    He is stating that evolution is a theory pertaining to development of different species, and not at all a theory about how life came to be…creation. Darwin's research adresses what happens to existing creatures over time, noting that birds with sharper beaks survive and reproduce because they can penetrate trees and eat grubs etc… providing strong evidence that lifeforms adapt un-knowingly, thus promoting their survival, he did not address in the least whether God created the life that he was studying.

    Our physical existence is also technically a theory. “I think, therfore I think I am.”

  • she blinded me with science

    gravity is a theory…does that mean it isn't reality?

  • splitting hairs

    three typos..all one word…get off your high horse, this is the internet.

  • Battlehawk99

    Problems:
    1)evolution is not abiogenisis these are two separate and distinct theories
    2)penutbutter does not include the right “ingredients” if you will for life
    3)you may well have encountered new life, you'd have no way of seeing it as proteins and cells are not visible to the naked eye and I don't know anyone who does an exhaustive study of their peanutbutter with a high powered microscope
    4) the urey-miller experiment (this is an experiment that's over 50 years old by the way, not new stuff) proved that life can, in fact, be created with the application of energy to certain chemicals in a reducing environment (such as the one theorized to be found in pre-life earth).

  • Lost Soul

    Wouldn't it be ironic if the Beast came out of a peanut butter jar?

  • Cindythorveld

    GOD MADE THE WORLD> YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS AND CAN GET FUCKED> GOD MADE THE WORLD AND YOU PEOPLE SCREW IT UP AND JESUS SUICIDED SO THAT YOUR SINS WOULD BE FORGIVEN AND YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL>

    BASTARDS>

  • Gemmarama

    Where to start..?! I was under the impression that in the fairy tale Jesus was executed, no? Is “suicided” even a word? If “we” screwed up the world was this a pre-emptive strike from Jesus? Cos i personally have only been around for 30 years or so. Since when was “>” an accepted replacement for any form of punctuation? Do you understand what your “caps lock” key does? Does your god advocate abusive language? And finally do you really expect to be taken seriously with a name like Cindy?

    A post that truly raises more questions than it answers!

  • Gemmarama

    Mmmm… Peanut butter and banana sandwiches! The creationist's worst nightmare, apparently…

  • Seriously

    If evolution was vaccuumed packed you might be right; but, since evolution was in the open air your demonstration of what happens to pbutter, the growths and changes, are actual proof that evolution exists

  • Soggyfortunecookie

    For lack of a better term….Thank God! this was my exact thought also…

  • Goobertron

    Dont you go to hell if you commit suicide? poor jesus, hes probably stuck in some river of boiling blood:(

  • knight of kush

    you my man know what your talking about!

    religion gives people something to believe in. a higher power to explain what is unknown and why bad things happen and give them basic rules to live their lives in a safe way. it gives hope to those who are looking for it. the rest of us have figured out that life goes on and that you just gotta believe in yourself and what you can do to live your life to the fullest.
    no need for divine intervention. not me.

  • Chris

    this is sooo stupid… does this guy have any idea how low it takes for new life to appear.. we haven't even been on earth long enough for it to happen, never mind in the time peanut butter spends in a jare.. ridiculous

  • Thephoenix27

    *Facepalm* These people give Christians a bad name. Heck, they give humans in general a bad name.

  • Lavender4memories

    hahahhahhaha…these people are idiots.We have shown in the laboratory time and again that certain proteins when exposed to electricity can get a little jump start.For Christ's sake we've made life from scratch recently.These idiots just don't keep up with scientific literature.They'll never stop until we beat them all to death with an austrolipithicus skeleton.I've seen these same people argue on a different video that the grand canyon was formed from Noahs flood.Ignorance of this magnitude makes my stoole bloody.

  • Peanut Butter Lover

    Ignorance is sadly among us. Science is such a beautiful thing. Evolution and the “one in a billion” chance that life has the conditions to exist and develop and evolve is such a beautiful and fortunate thing.

    I can't believe these people are this DELUSIONAL! Commit them to a nuthouse and keep the public safe from them.

  • Robin

    Exactly, and that is why I believe in both God and evolution.

    Not that anyone should be compelled to believe anything. If compelled, there is no true belief. This is why religion should stop trying to use politics to legislate the lifestyles of others, or against science. Forcing behavior doesn't affect a heart change, so it's not a “spiritual” victory; winning the political game is a worldly one, and one that has a lot of unintended consequences.

    I saw something about the Christian Coalition at one point in time publishing a list of companies that granted same-sex couples benefits, and asking that Christians not support these companies. Is it really “Godly” to deny these people (and their children) the same benefits for the same work? You do not have to agree with what everyone else does, and you never will. But it seems fiscally dishonest to me to advocate different pay or benefits. It is the children who bear the brunt of this, and that is one of those unintended consequeces. Fair dealings with others are a person's testimony; actions speak louder than words.

    To the other commenters to lgardner; to be fair, neither the idea that science equates to proof of no God, or proof of God, is actually implied in most matters that science deals with. There is no measure of “falsifiability” on the issue from a scientific perspective. If you believe that science will eventually be able to prove the existence of God or not, nobody should really have a problem with that. As long as everyone has the right to come to a decision about that through their own examination of the truth, no one's rights are being violated. It is the only way anyone comes to any conclusion. Fundamentalism on any side should be avoided.

  • Robin

    On “knowing better”: if you can't tolerate the opinions of others, not matter what side you're on, you clearly don't. The thing that everyone should really “get” out of all of this is that we live in a world full of different people, and we will never 100% agree on everything. I will lecture the people in my own camp as well as you, so don't feel too singled out. Ultimately the law should not assume privelge for any perspective, because the law is there to represent everybody.

  • David

    Plus there's the little matter that, according to some theories anyway, life itself has so changed the chemistry of the world that the old processes that originally created life can no longer happen. Something to do with the addition of oxygen to the air, wasn’t it? Which was mostly due to early single celled plants. The fact that we seem to be finding fossil microbes literally as far back as the oldest rocks we have suggests that the formation of life isn’t so bizarre an event even – as soon as the earth had settled down enough, there it was.

    There is an uncharitable part of me that hopes all these morons die from drug-resistant superbugs . . . now that would be irony!

  • Ferrari89

    Ohhhhhhh, this is painful to watch…

  • The Porcelain Baby

    LOL, this is hilarious.

  • Xshadowman007

    Your idea of the law represents everybody is flawed. The law – sonstitutionally speaking – is only here because of the Creator and the rights which are supposed to be self evident Which there is great debate about. Personally, I am an out-law.

  • guest

    Holy shit. There are SO many things wrong with this video.

  • Annemarie

    it's sad that i'm a teenager and i know more about evolution than this guy… this was painful to watch lol

  • Gregory

    Yes, we smile at you. Like we smile about our Uncle Francis that is now in the home for coveting his neighbor's sheep.

    We smile at you like we smile at the Army Doctor who is on trial for insubordination, etc because he still questions whether Barack Obama was born in the US.

    We smile at you like we smile at any Xian who has no physical proof that Jesus ever existed yet is part of a religion that is 180 degrees from what this guy was supposed to have said.

    We smile at you like we smile at any person who reads the myths of legends of any culture and takes them literally as these are meant to give meaning to life, not to suggest that the world was actually created by a god ejaculating, or from the bones and flesh of a giant/dragon, or hatched from a giant egg or any of the other creation myths of the various cultures of the world.

    Xianity is a fragile religion because any number of things that are actually true about the human experience have to continually be denounced and “argued” against by rubbish like this video. It is crumbling down around itself and it threatens to take the western world down with it.

    Fiat lux.

  • Omnivore

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That makes so much sense that explains your stolen god's origins and the origin of life! I feel the holy spirit in my veins! Thank you peanut butter! Thank you!

    @Voxmagi: Disinformation symbol ftw

  • Mpatalano

    hahaha ridiculous.

  • CScottMorris

    The level of ignorance and duplicity among these people is astounding. They have no idea what evolution means and really dont care, as they will do anything to convince you they are right, including outright lies!
    I fear for the fate of the human race….

  • Rich

    That lady at the beginning is a fairy tale witch. What a bunch of retards.

  • GoodGrief

    This video further supports the fact that Christians are the hamstring of society, and thus need to be hunted down purged like the Jews in Hitler's Germany.

  • Fox

    Did anyone think to try this with jelly?

  • Peepee

    Hwo the fuck can peanut butter evolve?

  • blaze

    evolution is a fact,you among all other religions, are egnoring this. thats why you should all be killed

  • Frankterminator1000

    I may be 13 but i know a shit load more about stuff than this guy.

  • hy

    Personally, I believe in creationism. You can't demonstrate that by using peanut butter since it has very little available water which prevents organisms from growing. A better way is to use canned foods since the environment there is more available water. Unfortunately, sterility is not guaranteed so there is still a very tiny chance of getting botulism from properly canned foods (12 decimal reduction) but may take at least a century before we see a case.

  • Oxygen Thief

    THAT JUST HAPPENED!

  • C M Concepcion

    What a bunch of fucking morons!!! Maybe they're proof that evolution doesn't exist as well, especially that last dude with the peanut butter jar. I just wish I had some crackers and some grape jelly, so I could make a sandwich. Oh wow, leavened wheat, peanut butter, grapes. Gee, what do you know, agriculture; proof that farmers DO depend on the FACT of evolution. SHOCK AND SURPRISE!!!!

  • Jakezaiss

    Wow!!! 100 years?
    I like the music, it's so scientific!

  • Jakethesnake

    lmao christians are jokes… just because peanut butter doesn't evolve doesn't mean other things wont after millions of years? that is too funny?!?!

  • http://twitter.com/Brendargh BrendaRuch

    Hey! You got peanut butter on my strawman!

  • nichirin diashonin

    wow this is the biggest load of christian bullshit ive ever seen

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