Save The Date: Jesus Returns May 21, 2011!

Xen is absolutely right! It is clearly said that nobody will know when Jesus will return! And it is also said, it will be when we least expectit!

time to get out my styrofoam boots.

Does anyone know why they choose that date?

According to Share International, Jesus has been in a Syrian body for the last 670 plus years and now lives outside of Rome. Many daily see him around the world. So his coming could be seen as old news.

If it is about everyone seeing him, that is indicated to happen when his teacher, the World Teacher Maitreya, introduces him. Maitreya has been on an American television program at least 27 times since last December.

As far as a timetable for wider viewership, it has been said to be predicated on reaction to the message of the need for global sharing. The viewpoint that many hold of sharing being socialism – with socialism being viewed negatively – has been a major reason for Jesus not being able to come forward. Everyone seeing Jesus could have happened in the early 1980s but too many Americans, including Christians, were not ready.

Jesus is not a figment of the imagination but a real historical person. Since his historical mission, it is indicated that, just like the rest of us, he has reincarnated. The difference is that Jesus now is what is called a Master of Wisdom, or one who has transcended the limitations of the standard human state. When you are a Master you have purified your body to the degree that it can last for hundreds, or thousands, of years without degradation or aging. That is how Jesus can be in the same body for that long. There are numerous Masters in the world in bodies of significant age. Leonard Orr was one that researched what he termed the ‘immortals’.

The limitations of our knowledge of what we can become limits the understanding of the beauty of our journey.

I disagree.

I’m fortunate enough to have a copy of an old Christian 1912 newspaper, complete with whacky screeds against whatever sin was on the ’shitlist’ that day. Included were prophecies regarding the end times, the Rapture, and the dates for said events.

Batshit has always sold well…especially when it promises a free ticket out of having to live with the consequences of your actions. This is no different.

What are you babbling about? Tee HeeHee

Homer Simpson, was close, he had it pinned down on the 18th

How much to buy those billboards a few years? Keep them up as a monument to these folks.

the “said” rapture. take a listen. 1 2 3 4!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li30NxCsJ7w

That’s a wacky song and you’re a wacky chick…..that’s why I like you.

I want to know NOW what they will say when it doesn’t happen. Someone needs to ask them what it means if/when it does not occur. Of course they will first insist it will happen… but o.k., what if… just suppose…if doesn’t. let’s get the excuses out right now. What I want them to admit, but they will not do so, is that their failure to be correct on this NECESSARILY implies that everything they believe about this bullshit is also not true.

I better start voting Republican…

1 Thessalonians
4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
5 Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.
6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

Churches never mention these verses that state the believers will know more than the unbeliervers like when christ will return, ask your minister what these verses mean! I am sure that he will not have an answer.

1 Thessalonians 5:
4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
5 Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.
6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

Remember Camping is not selling anything on the radio to make money. Family radio was always free to the listerners.
What has he to gain by sticking his neck out like this???
If the end comes, he is off and if the end does not come he is off. He is doing this because he truly believes God is using him for this message. What does he have to gain? I don;t have the kind of courage he has. Just think what he is putting out there.
I remember the professors in Seminary telling us that the Genelogies in the Bible are only important to trace the line of the prophets. They discounted the actually life spans. Think of it, It would take an engineer to learn the significance of the numbers so God could give us a warning of the actually end.
Whether he is right of wrong we will know it in less than 4 months.
But, you have to ask yourself, look at the state of the world. That is more scary than judgment day. What the heck is going yo happen to us if May 21, 2011 does not happen.

These people are spending their own money in an effort to help people like you.
That is the thanks they get. You really deserve judgment day! I hope you enjoy it!

Sooner or later one of these predictions has got to be right! Look at the world today. How would you fix it?
The world is in such a mess our only hope is God’s return. You who don’t want him to return, ask yourself: Who is going to help the world. The world is truly beyond any human help. No jobs, no money, no future. Governments around the world in unrest! Greed and violence and vice has already destroyed our world. Now our only salvation is the Lord’s intervention.

Uh huh…so your theory is that…since no one is doing enough to make thing’s better…the answer is to quit entirely and encourage others to quit trying as well…and then just wait for God to end the world so that no one has to deal with the mess they made?

No thanks…your kind are the source of the laziness and apathy that have infected the world and Christianity. God is not a Merry Maid service…neither is God a parent who cleans up his childrens messes for them…if anything, like a good parent…he’ll let us stew in our own mess until we clean it up.

The end of the world won’t come and rescue you from living with the consequences of your choices…I’d recommend working hard in your community to actually improve it like the liberals here do…but thats too much to expect of the fringe cases who choose a death cult over life and hard work.

Come Jesus, can I have your car?

Agreed. At least Camping isn’t a coward like most Christians who just say the Rapture is “coming soon” but of course they have no actual timeframe to lay out. Then when they’re on their deathbed they’ll say “any day now I’m sure of it!”.

the bible also states that the rapture doesnt begin untill the 116th pope in rome has fled the city for a coming war, well ratzinger is the 112th pope we have 4 more popes to go, and thats roughly 430 more years, so i think we have some time. i wouldnt listent to this cause #1 like the doomsday of 2012 and that guru from 2006 that claimed the world would end then,  never came true, the mayan calender doesnot predict the end of the world in 2012 it predicts that the cycle ends and starts again, it did so in 1615AD, the cycle is like the odometer on a car, it goes to all zeros and starts a new count from one. the mayan calender also mentions a celebration of the 5000 year anniversity of its mayan kings jublation in the year 4884AD

 its all hocus pocus nonesense, why hasnt any of this gloom and doom happened 20 years ago in newspapers its because 98% of the worlds population is on the internet, their easy pickins to these scare tactics dont believe a thing untill the pope in rome makes a statement and the leaders of the world relay it to you. nomatter what your religion, the pope in rome is a representitive of God. i will not believe a word of this unless i hear it from the pope!