This Just In: World Ending (Again) On May 21

I pray for the Rapture WAY WAY WAAAAAY more than Christians do. If I started a religion…I’d have people praying for it to come sooner.

It’s the day the ‘faithful Christians’ leave. If there is a God, and that deity looked down upon a world blighted and ravaged by sin and hate, violence and pure evil…what kinder deed could such a God do, than remove most of the problems in a single master stroke? With the bozo brigades and shithead patrols suddenly minimized this planet would practically be Eden all over again. Shhh…just don’t tell the Christians…if they realized how dearly the rest of us want them to just vanish off the face of the planet and let the rest of us have fun…they’ll change course and insist on staying just to make sure no one has too much unauthorized fun.

LMAO, awesome, I agree.

what if jesus decides to take you along? LOL! >:)-

If Pat Robertson gets Raptured, I call dibs on his estate.

This video..(I could only handle 2/3 of it) is the biggest pile of hogwash, non-sensical , mid blowing, fear mongering horse doo doo. I can’t gather myself enough to believe that an all powerful deity has to go to such enormous destructive lengths to fix things or prove a point or do whatever it is they are going to do. All we need is a psychological armageddon and we can gather all the tools we have discovered thus far and build and rebuild a most magnificent Home for all people.

It’s sad to see people spend so much time and try so hard to understand what “the end of time” and “Armageddon” and other man made-up words mean only to fail fail fail =o= Where the connection for “the end of time” and “THE WORLD IS BLOWING UP OMG!!” got made is beyond me… or the idea that God is all-LOVING, all-knowing, and all-capable, but he’s going to come and FUCK YOU UP! SINNER!!!! when Jesus comes back??? I mean seriously… you people either need to do some drugs or do a LOT LESS of whatever it is you are smoking!!

I’m totally stoked for the return of “Christ,” but that really doesn’t have anything to do with fire and brimstone, or religion and fanatics… no big deal though… everyone has their own way of learning. =D

What part of “no man knows the day or the hour” do these waterheads not understand?

And how can Jesus come back if there’s no proof he ever actually existed in the first place? There’s more proof that Pan was running around Greece than there is that Jesus ever took a crap.

Yes, this earth has run it’s course so it’s time for version 2.0, but these Xians will finally have to shush. They’ve been looking for this since right after Jesus’ resurrection, that first generation thought they would be the last, they’ve been saying it since then, the first persian gulf war was supposed to be the endtimes, etc. These people are clearly trying very hard to convince themselves of something they don’t really believe.

And what’s going to also be silly, is all these folks saying that for sure it’ll be May 21st will not have their careers ruined when we’re all here May 22nd. Funny how that works.

fiat lux

off topic, but you know last night i was in a random bar and over heard some girl talking quite eloquently about the isle of skye. i had this weird feeling so decided to go over and say “im damg”, to which she replied “shit, im gemmarama!”….strange but true!

End days our omega. OK now so what. Nothing for us to do. Decision has been rendered by highest court. So be it. Now, have I got a deal for you. Down here we are having an omega sale. One time only, get them while you can. Houses, property, boats, cars, anything you can think of. Do not miss this close out sale. Ya’ll come down to honest Sonny’s sale lot down here in the state of Florida. Infamous for our honest deal’s. Halleluiah…Alleluia Hot Sales.. Short Sales our specialty.

It would be just wonderful if it happens as they predict, but unfortunately we won’t get rid of religion that easily.

Jesus is coming back on my 40th birthday! fucking rad.

There are so many leaders out there who want to have the honors and the glory to start it. Maybe they have a club for you to join. No surprises here. Maybe you can post them when and where they are going to start so I can get out of the way. Oohh…That’s right the leaders have their hotel in the skys…the space station…their “Box Seat” in the sky..which the whole world paid for through their money, their country’s resources, their blood…., They will be watching all the events unfold on their satelite T.V….3D.