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Justin Bieber Gets Shot and Killed on TV’s ‘CSI’ (Video)

Posted by Join Or DIE on February 18, 2011

Sorry folks, I could not resist. When Bieber gets the cover of Rolling Stone and gets a blank check to express his vapid, ill-formed, teenage opinions, I thought some people out there might enjoy this…

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  • Anonymous

    Our fallen hero takes it like a man in a simulated shootout. Fake blood flows from his crumpled dwarf-like body. Faux tears are shed all over bopperland.

    Remaining tickets for future concerts go for a premium. Grownups mystified.

  • BananaFamine

    Regardless of the character he is playing, why is a pre-teen idol shooting at cops?

  • justagirl

    it looks like he can’t act either. *sigh*

  • justagirl

    and he got boo-bood when he hit the gravel. :(

  • Happypedro

    His comments about health care in Canada compared to the USA are right on, however.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Can’t we all just get along? You know, rain puddles in heaven and all that. Please: For the chilluns.

    Just kidding. I didn’t give a shit about any of this. Didn’t even bother to watch the video. I’m sure it’s great as snuff clips go, but I have to be careful not to exceed my tolerance for wankery so early. It’s only Friday afternoon, y’know!

  • Hadrian999

    have you met many cops?

  • BananaFamine

    perhaps a glance into a desperate, broken-by-hollywood mr. bieber’s future?

  • Hadrian999

    yeah thinks don’t tend to go well for child stars once they use up their 15,
    n’sync, backstreet boys, take that, britney, gary coleman, Todd bridges………..the future doesn’t look bright

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    Too bad they didn’t scalp him afterward. This made my day a million times better! Why the fuck is the media asking a 16 year old about his views on the Health Reform & ABORTION? That’s what the next article should be about. :D

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    But is that his opinion, or what his handlers/agents told him to say? MONEY MONEY MONEY… Moneeehh!!

  • I don’t watch TV

    I just found out who justing bieber is a few days ago, and only because its bieber week at disinfo.
    Im still working on why anyone cares about anything to do with him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ohairmg Michael Gacillos O’Hair

    Resist harder next time.

  • DeepCough

    Well, nice try to win me over, CSI, but you’re gonna have to kill off a lot more celebrities like Justin Bieber to get me to watch your crappy show.

  • Jordan

    Poor kid, really. Not a fan, but would say he’s been pretty successful… and good for him. Just entering in my prediction that he will be involved in a sex scandal shortly after turning 18… that is if he keeps his current company… Diddy… Usher… does anybody else think it’s a little effin weird this kid calls Diddy ‘uncle’ or that Usher is now scouting out children? It’s like the abused turning into the abuser or some crap.