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Image Of Virgin Mary Appears At Florida Hamburger Restaurant

Posted by JacobSloan on January 17, 2012

virginIf the Virgin Mary really did materialize in this amazing-sounding restaurant, I think I might be open to Christianity. Report from the Tampa Bay Observer:

Now the Virgin Mary’s likeness has popped up on a stainless steel wall inside Hamburger Mary’s, an Ybor City restaurant with customers more likely to show up for gay karaoke nights and celebrity drag-queen shows than religious revelations.

“These two ladies in one of the booths saw the image during Sunday brunch,” said day manager Melanie Todd, who goes by the name Melanie Minyon (pronounced like mignon) when performing in blue wigs and over-the-top sexy gowns at the restaurant’s nighttime drag shows. “One of them was in tears she was so moved, and they were both carrying on and taking pictures.

“Now, we serve all-you-can-drink Bloody Marys for Sunday brunch,” Todd said, “so I think it’s safe to say there are lots of visions being seen around here then. Let’s just call it a tequila afternoon.”

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  • DeepCough

    That’s not the Virgin Mary, that’s a muddled version of Munch’s “Scream.”

  • Anonymous

    The Virgin Mary appears as the Threefold Goddess in this bathroom.

  • GBSS

    Im convinced this is the stupidest fuckin country on the planet.

  • Anonymous

    Looks more like Kenny from South Park, if you ask me.

    Or the killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer.

  • Jim

    Where’s Jesus?

  • Guest

    Bwahahaha!!!

  • Mr Willow

     an Ybor City restaurant with customers more likely to show up for gay karaoke nights and celebrity drag-queen shows than religious revelations.

    So Mary is either gay. . . . or a MAN!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’ll bet there was a lot of mascara running when those ‘ladies’ were ‘moved’.

  • damg

    fucking idiots.

  • ZeroJinx

    I’m honestly sick of hearing the bullshit of I saw Jesus in my sock, I saw Mary on a window, I saw the devil in a painting. What you think was Jesus in your sock is just a set of wrinkles, Mary is just a smudge on the window from cleaning/not cleaning, the devil is are splotches on a canvas. The figure’s you are claiming to see are nothing more than your eye’s creating the image’s. It’s no different than seeing a bunny in the fucking cloud’s!

  • EyeoftheAxis

    Jesus Christ Superstar was a musical, what more do you need ?

  • Pb

    Miracles!  How do they work?

  • Pb

    Fuckin’ clouds, how do they work?