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crass - do we owe them a living?
by Nick Mamatas (laddertrick@gvny.com) - January 09, 2001
Punk is dead, but CRASS isn't. They're just nearly homeless.

The British punk rock band made up of former hippies enamored of culture jamming and anarchism, are in trouble. Though having sold thousands of records in their career, the band members are better musicians than they are accountants. Dial House, their communal pad over in England, which the band has spent nearly thirty years refurbishing, is only a rental. Years of corporate landlords have failed to evict the band (and thus benefit from three decades of stolen sweat equity), so Peer Group, a London real estate firm and the current landlord, is putting Dial House up for auction on January 23rd, 2001.

CRASS has put out a call. Lacking the money to bid for the house on their own, the band wants their fans and activists to pool their money to finally purchase the home. Why not have purchased the home years before? Who knows, though CRASS' status as renters kept the group from having to work out some complicated deed/ownership system with the other residents in the commune, with its constant turnover of members. Also, it isn't unusual for long-term renters to put massive amounts of sweat equity into a home in England, thanks to the ridiculously stratified notions of class in the nation.

One personal acquaintance (utterly unrelated to the band) explained that her British grandfather didn't buy a home until emigrating to Canada in his late 60s. He could only rent in England, because he was from a working class district, worked with his hands, and because his parents never owned a home. To buy a home would have been an affront to both the social structure he was trapped in and the identity he embraced.

Years ago, CRASS sang a little song called "Do They Owe Us A Living?" with the refrain "Of course they do/ of course they do/ of course they fucking do." Do we owe this band a house? They certainly have done enough to deserve it.

In addition to helping build England's anarchist movement and providing shelter for many people over the years, CRASS is a great culture jamming band.

They managed to get a flexidisc of an anti-marriage/anti-family song inserted into a British teenie-bopper magazine.

Using snippets of new broadcasts, they cobbled together a "telephone conversation" between Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan that was realistic enough to fool any number of news agencies, and then to be denounced as highly sophisticated Soviet propaganda.

As renters, CRASS successfully took on the monstrous British Telecom, which owned the Dial House at one point, and has roused the rabble for cause and community function after cause and community function. And the band isn't the sort to complain about Napster.

Finally, unlike many other way-too-earnest punk bands, CRASS wasn't afraid to let the Left have it, or to poke fun at subjects more prosaic than politics. They're not tedious straight-edgers who scowl at meat eaters, they're . . . well . . . they're CRASS!

Do we owe them a living? Of course we do, of course we do, of course we fucking do.

 
 
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Dial House Appeal
Here it is. Crass is in trouble and only you can save them. Who wouldn't want to be part owner of a British commune? Dial House is more than a home, it has been ground zero for a number of different movements and happenings, and in an anarchist milieu where most projects flash and fade after a year or so, the three decades of Dial's existence is nothing short of phenomenal. Crass isn't an antique, they're a classic. Dig the rest of the Southern.com Web site for even more about Crass.

CrAsSPuNkEr'S PuNk PaGe
A fan page. Lots of good stuff, including a transcript of the wild Thatchergate tape. There's also an extended biography, swiped from Best Before in the classic punk rock manner. The links are neat too.

A Biography of Crass
A brief biography of the band, concentrating on its anarchist roots and influence. The links provide some additional information, but this page barely scratches the surface.

Nasty! Nasty! Punk Rock in the Seventies!
Hey li'l brother, did you know that Nirvana wasn't the first punk band? It's true. Now, there are many Disinformation.com readers out there who like to claim that they were pogoing at some Sex Pistols gig in Mud Lick Tennessee and Sid spit on them personally, in spite of the fact that they would have had to have been an ambulatory embryo for their stories to be true. If yer gonna fake it kids, at least do a little reading first, okay? Click here.

Musical Spoofing
A great page on musical spoofs, featuring Crass' famous "Our Wedding" flexidisc story and the band's Reagan/Thatcher hoax. Plus plenty more stuff, including Milli Vanilli's lip-syncing scandal. Fun fact: Disinfo Creative Director Richard Metzger choreographed the little running in place dance Milli Vanilli used to do in their videos. Girl you know it's true!

The Punk Peace Archive
A small archive that promises more than it delivers, but what it delivers is interesting enough. Included is a nice interview with Crass from the late 1970s. Haven't seen it anywhere else on the Web.

1% Punk 99% Shit
Pete discovers Sturgeon's Law in his fanzine article. When asked why 90% of all science fiction was crud, SF writer Theodore Sturgeon responded, "Because 90% of everything is crud." Pete says, "These 'ippies have fuck all to say or do with people outside the Anarcho set (other punks included) and are either simply spitting out early 80's concepts of peace and anarchy like some sort of communal witchhunt or they are constantly trying to pacify a punk scene with cowshed philosophies and well over-used themes that lacks anger and energy as well as autonomy, coz their anger is stage-managed!!! It's duplicated, it don't come from the heart! They lazily ape Crass instead of trying to create something for themselves." Whether Pete's article is itself part of the 1% punk or the 99% shit is left as an exercise for the reader.

FAQ You!
The Frequently Asked Questions list for Chumbawumba, another British punk band-cum-anarchist collective. Nothing to do with Crass necessarily, but a fun read.

 
 


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