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Man Cuts Throat from the Inside
A Chinese man had to underfo surgery after cutting his throat from the inside with a pair of swallowed scissors.
Florida Town Refuses to Air Ozzy’s New TV Show
A Florida community has banned the Osbournes’ new hour-long variety TV show, ruling it is too lewd for viewers
“Osbournes: Reloaded,” which premiers tonight across the U.S. except for Panama City, features the foul-mouthed rock clan in unusual situations pulling their usual dysfunctional family antics.
The show, to air after “American Idol” will feature audience pranks and stunts, in addition to more traditional sketches and musical performances.
Matriarch Sharon Osbourne said they have brought the variety show up to 2010 with such sketches as having a grandmother strip or watching Ozzy hose down the audience.
Fox network affiliate WPGX general manager David Cavileer in Panama City said he felt the show was not keeping with community standards. Programmers will replace it with episodes of “The Simpsons” instead.
This from Flori-duh.
Pimp Pays Hooker Girlfriend in Chicken Nuggets
An Australian man pimped out his girlfriend to have sex with men and then paid her in chicken nuggets.
Woman Has Sex with Pine Cone, Surgeons Have to Remove It
A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.
Man Dies Trying to Save Girlfriend as She Jumps from 7th floor
A Chinese man was killed last night after trying to catch his suicidal girlfriend as she jumped from the seventh floor of their Quanzhou apartment building in south-eastern China.
Cop Rear-Ends Car While Checking BlackBerry
A Washington police chief has issued a public apology for hitting another car while he was checking his BlackBerry.
Bobcat Attacks Two Men in a Bar
An angry bobcat attacked three people in a central Arizona community yesterday, including two men sitting inside a bar.
Doctor Finishes Brain Surgery While Having Heart Attack
An Italian doctor is being called a hero after he refused to abandon brain surgery on a patient despite suffering from a heart attack during the operation
Breast Implants Bust Woman for ID Theft
A California woman turned herself in to Huntington Beach police yesterday after being wanted for using a fake ID to get liposuction and trade in her breasts implants for new ones.
Dead Teen Gets Attendance Warning From School
The British parents of a teenage girl who died recently received a letter from their daughter’s school demanding that she improve her attendance.
Dwarf Saved by Pet Chihuahua
A Welsh dwarf who she lost her way in the deep forest of Snowdonia near Dolwyddelan, North Wales, earlier this week is alive because of her pet Chihuahua, medics say.
Man Strangles Woman Over Hickey
A Wisconsin man was charged with felony strangulation and suffocation after he admitted to choking a woman over a hickey.
Man Steals Vodka; Tells Cashier to Call Police
A Florida man walked into a liquor store and told staffers to call police because he was about to steal a bottle of vodka.
Dead Mouse Found in Half-Eaten Salami
A Romanian man eating a salami sausage was shocked to find a dead mouse inside.
Man Assaulted with Bowling Ball
A California man was assaulted with a 16-pound bowling ball after a dispute over lane etiquette ended in an alley melee.
Official Puts Motion to Council to Buy Sex Toy for Adversary
An Australian councilor was so upset with a New South Wales State minister that he put forth a motion to buy her a sex toy.
Dog Owner Sifts Through Pup’s Poop After He Eats Wad of Cash
A North Carolina dog owner wasn’t sure where she misplaced $400 until she took her dog for a walk and discovered bits of the bills in his feces.
Lesbian Tries to Inseminate ‘Wife’ with Brother’s Sperm; Faces Charges
Massachusetts lesbian has been charged with domestic assault and battery after she tried to artificially inseminate her “wife” with her brother’s semen.
Go-Go Dancer Duped With Fake $100 Bills
A Florida exotic dancer reported to police that a man at the Paper Moon club in Port St. Lucie tipped her with two bogus $100 bills.
