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		<title>Is Ron Paul The New Chuck Norris?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/155683/20110601/ron-paul-facts-chuck-norris-freedom.htm"></a><a href="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PaulNorris.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-54918" style="margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;" title="Paul Norris" src="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PaulNorris.jpg" alt="Paul Norris" width="295" height="226" />International Business Times</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Move aside, Chuck Norris, <a href="http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/">Ron Paul Facts</a> is now in.</p>
<p>Ron Paul, a Texas Congressman and 2012 presidential hopeful, has inspired a fiercely loyal following around the country with his straight-talking Libertarian approach.</p>
<p><em>The Federal Reserve? End it! &#8230; Income taxes? Don’t need it! &#8230; Troops abroad? Send them home! &#8230; The UN and NATO? Pull out of them!</em></p>
<p>On the Internet, Ron Paul is king. Back in the 2008 Republican presidential primaries, he became known for winning virtually every single internet and text message poll. This ardent online support in has spawned the “Ron Paul Facts” in 2011.</p>
<p>Below are some “facts” about Ron Paul, taken from the <a href="http://www.ronpaulfacts.com">Ron Paul Facts website</a>.</p>
<p><em>Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul doesn&#8217;t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill&#8230;</em></p></blockquote>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/155683/20110601/ron-paul-facts-chuck-norris-freedom.htm"></a><a href="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PaulNorris.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-54918" style="margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;" title="Paul Norris" src="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PaulNorris.jpg" alt="Paul Norris" width="295" height="226" />International Business Times</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Move aside, Chuck Norris, <a href="http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/">Ron Paul Facts</a> is now in.</p>
<p>Ron Paul, a Texas Congressman and 2012 presidential hopeful, has inspired a fiercely loyal following around the country with his straight-talking Libertarian approach.</p>
<p><em>The Federal Reserve? End it! &#8230; Income taxes? Don’t need it! &#8230; Troops abroad? Send them home! &#8230; The UN and NATO? Pull out of them!</em></p>
<p>On the Internet, Ron Paul is king. Back in the 2008 Republican presidential primaries, he became known for winning virtually every single internet and text message poll. This ardent online support in has spawned the “Ron Paul Facts” in 2011.</p>
<p>Below are some “facts” about Ron Paul, taken from the <a href="http://www.ronpaulfacts.com">Ron Paul Facts website</a>.</p>
<p><em>Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul doesn&#8217;t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul wasn&#8217;t born. He liberated himself from the womb.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul doesn&#8217;t pee. He liberates urine</em></p>
<p><em>Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.</em></p>
<p><em> Ron Paul can fly, but doesn&#8217;t because its unconstitutional.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn&#8217;t believe the government has the right to so he refuses.</em></p>
<p><em>Ron Paul doesn&#8217;t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>For more information, see <a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/155683/20110601/ron-paul-facts-chuck-norris-freedom.htm">original article</a>.</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Hunts for Obama&#8217;s &#8216;Secret Vault&#8217; With An Interpol Conspiracy Theory</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ralph</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>First Obama wants to <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/2009/12/chuck-norris-public-health-care-would-have-killed-baby-jesus">kill Baby Jesus</a> with his health care plan, now Chuck says the president&#8217;s coming after YOU with the help of some European cops. Maybe he&#8217;s been secretly testing out scripts for a return to the big screen&#8230;</p>
<p><img style="margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;" src="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ChuckNorris.jpg" title="Chuck Norris is Back!" class="alignright" width="246" height="294" />Michael Isikoff writes on <a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/declassified/archive/2010/01/12/chuck-norris-hunts-for-obama-s-secret-vault-as-interpol-conspiracy-theories-get-wilder.aspx">Newsweek&#8217;s Declassified</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The conspiracy theories about President Obama&#8217;s executive order on Interpol are getting wilder by the day.</p>
<p>Invoking no less an authority than Glenn Beck, movie tough guy (and political activist) Chuck Norris has taken aim at <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/executive-order-amending-executive-order-12425">Obama&#8217;s Dec. 17 executive order</a> extending certain &#8220;privileges, exemptions, and immunities&#8221; to Interpol, otherwise known as the International Police Organization, based in Lyon, France.</p>
<p>As we reported last weekend, thanks in part to the <a href=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582514,00.html>comments of Beck</a> and <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbR2m_Tjpfk>Newt Gingrich</a> (as well as the <a href=http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MGY3MTI4YTRjZmYwMGU1ZjZhOGJmNmQ0NmJiZDNmMDY=><em>National Review</em>&#8217;s Andrew McCarthy</a>) the order has spawned a rash of conspiracy theories in the conservative blogosphere claiming that Obama has given Interpol (or &#8220;the global police force,&#8221; as the critics&#8230;</p></blockquote>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First Obama wants to <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/2009/12/chuck-norris-public-health-care-would-have-killed-baby-jesus">kill Baby Jesus</a> with his health care plan, now Chuck says the president&#8217;s coming after YOU with the help of some European cops. Maybe he&#8217;s been secretly testing out scripts for a return to the big screen&#8230;</p>
<p><img style="margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;" src="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ChuckNorris.jpg" title="Chuck Norris is Back!" class="alignright" width="246" height="294" />Michael Isikoff writes on <a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/declassified/archive/2010/01/12/chuck-norris-hunts-for-obama-s-secret-vault-as-interpol-conspiracy-theories-get-wilder.aspx">Newsweek&#8217;s Declassified</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The conspiracy theories about President Obama&#8217;s executive order on Interpol are getting wilder by the day.</p>
<p>Invoking no less an authority than Glenn Beck, movie tough guy (and political activist) Chuck Norris has taken aim at <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/executive-order-amending-executive-order-12425">Obama&#8217;s Dec. 17 executive order</a> extending certain &#8220;privileges, exemptions, and immunities&#8221; to Interpol, otherwise known as the International Police Organization, based in Lyon, France.</p>
<p>As we reported last weekend, thanks in part to the <a href=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582514,00.html>comments of Beck</a> and <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbR2m_Tjpfk>Newt Gingrich</a> (as well as the <a href=http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MGY3MTI4YTRjZmYwMGU1ZjZhOGJmNmQ0NmJiZDNmMDY=><em>National Review</em>&#8217;s Andrew McCarthy</a>) the order has spawned a rash of conspiracy theories in the conservative blogosphere claiming that Obama has given Interpol (or &#8220;the global police force,&#8221; as the critics like to call it) new powers to investigate and even lock up U.S. citizens.</p>
<p>(Never mind, as we pointed out, that contrary to the <em>Man From U.N.C.L.E.</em> fantasies of the blogosphere, Interpol officers actually don&#8217;t have the authority to arrest anybody on U.S. soil. The group is, instead, an international organization of police agencies whose purpose is to share information: it maintains master databases—of stolen passports, for example—and posts &#8220;red notices&#8221; of criminal suspects, including terrorists, drug traffickers, and child pornographers, who are wanted by law-enforcement officials in its 188 member countries.)</p>
<p>Now Norris, famed for his expertise in the martial arts, attacks from a different direction. In a <a href=http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#038;pageId=121560>new column on World Net Daily</a>, the right-wing Web site, he claims that Obama signed the executive order so that he can slyly, without anyone noticing, create a &#8220;secret vault&#8221; at Interpol&#8217;s New York office to conceal important records about the war on terror from the American public.</p></blockquote>
<p>Read more of Michael Isikoff&#8217;s article on on <a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/declassified/archive/2010/01/12/chuck-norris-hunts-for-obama-s-secret-vault-as-interpol-conspiracy-theories-get-wilder.aspx">Newsweek</a></p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris: Public Health Care Would Have Killed Baby Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ralph</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img style="margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;" src="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ChuckNorris.jpg" alt="ChuckNorris" title="ChuckNorris" class="alignright size-full wp-image-17699" height="317" width="265" />Daniel Tencer writes on <a href="http://rawstory.com/2009/12/norris-obamacare-killed-jesus">RAW Story</a>:
<blockquote><strong>'Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?' Hollywood star asks</strong>

Movie star and Mike Huckabee booster Chuck Norris has dragged the "War on Christmas" into the health care debate.

Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased from history" had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats existed in the Levant 2,000 years ago.

In a <a href="http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=34841">column published at the conservative Human Events blog</a> earlier this week, Norris suggested that if a government-run health care plan had existed in Bethlehem at the time of Jesus' birth, the shame of Mary's "out-of-wedlock" pregnancy would have pushed her into aborting her child.</blockquote>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;" src="http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ChuckNorris.jpg" alt="ChuckNorris" title="ChuckNorris" class="alignright size-full wp-image-17699" height="317" width="265" />Daniel Tencer writes on <a href="http://rawstory.com/2009/12/norris-obamacare-killed-jesus">RAW Story</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>&#8216;Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?&#8217; Hollywood star asks</strong></p>
<p>Movie star and Mike Huckabee booster Chuck Norris has dragged the &#8220;War on Christmas&#8221; into the health care debate.</p>
<p>Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many &#8220;great souls&#8221; who would have been &#8220;erased from history&#8221; had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats existed in the Levant 2,000 years ago.</p>
<p>In a <a href="http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=34841">column published at the conservative Human Events blog</a> earlier this week, Norris suggested that if a government-run health care plan had existed in Bethlehem at the time of Jesus&#8217; birth, the shame of Mary&#8217;s &#8220;out-of-wedlock&#8221; pregnancy would have pushed her into aborting her child.</p></blockquote>
<p>Read More on <a href="http://rawstory.com/2009/12/norris-obamacare-killed-jesus">RAW Story</a></p>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s One World Government</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.wnd.com/images/cnorrishead.jpg" title="Chuck Norris" class="alignright" width="91" height="126" />Chuck Norris for <a href="http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#38;pageId=114005">WorldNetDaily</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Halloween just got scarier – much scarier.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not talking about a new Hollywood slasher film or a new line of grotesque costumes, but a possible political nightmare scenario in which the White House could be positioned to sell out U.S. sovereignty, shred the Constitution and leave you and yours to the whims of foreign powers.</p>
<p>Flying deep under Washington&#8217;s radar is an upcoming (December) global climate change conference in Copenhagen, Denmark, under the guise of the &#8220;United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change.&#8221; Virtually nothing has been said about it from the White House. But then again, I&#8217;m sure they think, who could be against working together for climate change? It all sounds pretty politically benign, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>Not according to Lord Christopher Monckton, once science policy adviser to Lady Margaret Thatcher, who read the treaty and said the Copenhagen conference is a cover for the beginnings of a&#8230;</p></blockquote>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.wnd.com/images/cnorrishead.jpg" title="Chuck Norris" class="alignright" width="91" height="126" />Chuck Norris for <a href="http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;pageId=114005">WorldNetDaily</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Halloween just got scarier – much scarier.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not talking about a new Hollywood slasher film or a new line of grotesque costumes, but a possible political nightmare scenario in which the White House could be positioned to sell out U.S. sovereignty, shred the Constitution and leave you and yours to the whims of foreign powers.</p>
<p>Flying deep under Washington&#8217;s radar is an upcoming (December) global climate change conference in Copenhagen, Denmark, under the guise of the &#8220;United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change.&#8221; Virtually nothing has been said about it from the White House. But then again, I&#8217;m sure they think, who could be against working together for climate change? It all sounds pretty politically benign, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>Not according to Lord Christopher Monckton, once science policy adviser to Lady Margaret Thatcher, who read the treaty and said the Copenhagen conference is a cover for the beginnings of a one-world government. Monckton spoke to the <a href="http://www.nationaltreasures.org/ourmission.html">Minnesota Free Market Institute in St. Paul, Minn.:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>I have read that treaty and what it says is this: that a world government is going to be created. The word &#8220;government&#8221; actually appears as the first of three purposes of the new entity. The second purpose is the transfer of wealth from the countries of the West to Third World countries, in satisfaction of what is called, coyly, &#8220;climate debt&#8221; – because we&#8217;ve been burning CO2 and they haven&#8217;t. And we&#8217;ve been screwing up the climate and they haven&#8217;t. And the third purpose of this new entity, this government, is enforcement. How many of you think the word &#8220;election,&#8221; or &#8220;democracy&#8221; or &#8220;vote,&#8221; or &#8220;ballot&#8221; occurs anywhere in the 200 pages of that treaty? Quite right, it doesn&#8217;t appear once&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>Monckton then warned, if Obama signs the treaty, he would be flushing U.S. sovereignty down the global toilet. He cautioned, &#8220;But, in the next few weeks, unless you stop it, your president will sign your freedom, your democracy and your prosperity away forever – and neither you nor any subsequent government you may elect would have any power whatsoever to take it back again.&#8221; &#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>[essay continues at <a href="http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;pageId=114005">WorldNetDaily</a>]</p>
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