Man Tattoos His Eyes
WTF doesn’t begin to describe how I feel about this! Ben Muessig reports on a tattoo too far, for CNN:
Where does a tattoo enthusiast look when he runs out of skin? For Matt Gone, the answer was obvious. Gone — who estimates he has covered more than 98 percent of his body with ink — recently tattooed his own eyeballs.
“I never really knew how far I would ever go, and [tattooing my eyes] is about as far as you can go,” he told Fox 12…
Ever Considered An Eyeball Tattoo?…Me Neither
Source sittingnow.co.uk
"Urgh, last night was messy, I drank loads of wine, did a mountain of coke, and tattooed my eyeball."
Ok, so I can get my head around people inking their body, it’s a control thing, you are showing the world that you truly own your body. Although I am tattless, I can appreciate this concept.
What I can’t quite wrap my head around, however, is the need to tattoo your freaking EYEBALL!…yeah…I said EYEBALL!!
Why would you want to spend the rest of your time on earth looking like you had a really heavy night? Also, I don’t think these perps realise that if they rob a bank, mug someone, or basically commit any crime; identifying them will be reeeeallly easy. Dumbasses
Ken Eakins
