Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Aliens Regret Policy of Only Abducting Lone Weirdos
From NewsBiscuit:
Extra-terrestrials have today conceded that a decades-long programme of abduction to gather detailed knowledge of human society and biology might have produced better results had they looked beyond suggestible loners with a history of mental health problems.‘In hindsight, I suppose there was always going to be a limit to the intelligence we could get from a depressed farmer drink-driving his tractor at 2am,’ said an alien spokesbeing today. ‘We were disappointed to find that the majority of these people from isolated rural communities were not as well-connected to the planet’s major political powers as we’d hoped, and in truth they only confused our understanding of the human race. For a time we weren’t sure the species had a definitive stance on incest, or indeed what the correct number of…
Who Says the Internet is No Pun?
It had to happen, and Sean Leahy had to be the person to do it! The Internet has been sorley lacking a source for all things pun-retailated, and Mr Leahy has taken the e-bull by the horns with his fantastic thepunningman.com, some examples:
